Peeing on The Bathroom Floor

By Sarah Fader

I’m now six months pregnant. A couple of days ago, a humiliating thing happened to me. I was getting ready to take a shower, and I had the sudden urge to pee. Unfortunately, I couldn’t make it to the toilet and I peed all over the bathroom rug. It’s ironic that I have a 2 year old and I’m the one peeing on the rug.

Though I was thoroughly humiliated, I decided to cut myself some slack, and chalk it up to a one time fluke pregnancy induced occurrence.

Today I was, once again, getting ready to get into the shower and I felt the overwhelming urge to pee and all at once it was all over the floor.

I’ve determined a couple of things based on these concurrent events:

1. The baby is most likely sitting directly on my bladder and laughing at me.
2. Ari and I should be toilet trained at the same time.
3. I’ve just had a preview to 50 years from now when this may be a daily occurrence.

I wonder if I’ll ever have my bladder control back. Should I stock up on adult diapers now?

Sarah Fader records anecdotes from her daily life at at Old School New School Mom. She also currently runs blog workshops for elementary school children in New York City and provides freelance transcription services for major television networks, in between running after a two year old.

21 Responses to Peeing on The Bathroom Floor
  1. Nicholl
    October 26, 2010 | 6:11 pm

    That’s a good thing, sounds like the baby is on the way and moving along just fine! However, wouldn’t be surprised if you have the baby early. I had a close call except it happened in my underwear and in the bed with the man luckily for me it didn’t get into the mattress.

  2. Hannah
    October 26, 2010 | 8:57 pm

    Now you have a serious dilemma on your hands: cloth or disposable??

  3. Val Garner
    November 4, 2010 | 2:33 pm

    Oh my gosh….this made me laugh so hard. I’ve begun to have awful glimpes of this at 48 years old. I do remember while pregnancy child 1 used to kick me in the bladder. Ugh. I bet its frightening to go to the store right now. This too will pass….

  4. Judith
    November 5, 2010 | 1:41 pm

    You have my sympathy. Way back 40 yrs ago. I couldn’t go anywhere without peeing. Even when I didn’t think I have to go it was dribbling out. If I was sitting and got up, if I was walking, if I was standing. All day every day. It was a very long pregnancy

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    December 8, 2010 | 7:21 pm

    Ladies, you’ve all made me laugh with your responses! I think this baby girl is coming early. How early? We will know soon enough!

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