A Dose of Humor – Top Rejected Mommy Blog Names

5 Minutes for Parenting’s weekly column, A Dose of Humor, is here to remind you to take your humor pill regularly as the best medicine to treat the side effects of parenting! It features a different blogger every week and is hosted by Rachel at Grasping for Objectivity in My Subjective Life. Now you can also join in by linking in your funniest moment of the week, using the Mr. Linky at the bottom of this post!!

Umm, Hi – it’s still Rachel here. I’m sharing a post today that I (and my readers) wrote. I set out to have a bit of fun trying to figure out what the worst names would be for Mommy blogs. All in fun, of course. And I’d love to hear your ideas to add to the list too!! So, without further ado,

Top 10 Rejected Mommy Blog Names

. . .and their subtitles.

Mommy’s Book of Blame
. . .and other fun moments in the life of a family.
Parenting according to Britney
. . .includes tips on toddler driving lessons and more!
I LOVE Stephanie’s Adventures in Babywearing blog, so how about. . .

Adventures in Babysharing
. . .Please! Can you keep my baby?? Just for a couple of days?? Or years??

We all appreciate Bloggy Giveaways, but how about. . .

Bloggy Takeaways
. . .everything you ever needed to know about how to carry out identity theft.

There’s Swanky Moms, and then there’s. . .

Skanky Moms
. . .Where the how-is-she-allowed-to-be-a-Mom’s hang out.

So we’ve all seen stuff titled about the Proverbs 31 Woman, but what about. . .

The Proverbs 7 Woman
. . .With open arms to the world.

Popping Pampers and Prozac
. . .because one always seems to precede the other.
Pole Dancing and Potty Training
. . . how one working mother handles both.
One Mom Among Many
. . . musings of a Polygamist housewife.
And the number one rejected Mommy Blog name, instead of 5 Minutes for Mom. . .

5 Years for Mom
. . .Bringing Incarcerated Moms Together.

When I originally posted this list on my blog, I also asked for my reader’s inputs for “Top Rejected Mommy Blog names”. Here are the top 5 of their contributions:

We’ve all seen blogs titled “two for the price of one”, but isn’t this more accurate?

Four for the Price of Six
. . .Who are we kidding? Having multiples is expensive?! – by Greta

Manners schmanners

. . .how to raise 6 kids without ever teaching them the word “please”. by 3Carnations

Baby Swap
. . .creative ways to swap your baby for that cuter one in the hospital and get away with it. – by Jennifer

Diaper Pins and Needles
. . .How to take care of baby and shoot up at the same time. – by Kristi

Breast Feeding Bacardi
. . .Enjoying the social life and nourishing my baby, one drink at a time – by Ashley

What are YOUR ideas for rejected Mommy Blog names?

When Rachel isn’t thinking up politically incorrect Mommy Blog names, she can be found at Grasping for Objectivity in my Subjective Life.

If you would like to be considered to be featured in A Dose of Humor, email Rachel at doseofhumor (at) gmail (dot) com.

Join us and link up your funniest moment of the week here!!!

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14 Responses to A Dose of Humor – Top Rejected Mommy Blog Names
  1. Susan (5 Minutes for Mom)
    April 3, 2009 | 2:46 am

    Those are sooooo funny!!!

    I’m always impressed by all the creative names for mom blogs… It’s amazing how moms keep coming up with such great blog names.

  2. Janice (5 Minutes for Mom)
    April 3, 2009 | 2:48 am

    HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL over here!!!!!!!!

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    These are great! Thanks for including mine. 🙂

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